Ahoy, mateys! I reckon me crew and I are sailing for warmer climes. The sun has set on another Talk Like a Pirate Day. Before we hoist the mainsail, I raise me mug to all the brave pirates who faced me challenge and lived to tell the tale. And now, I salute the five pirates who brought a belly full of "Yo-ho-ho" to this salty sea dog. Yar!! You've earned yer keep, ya silver-tongued brigands!
Fair winds and farewell!
Tales of Monkey Island full game winners:
daddy (entry link)
Joe was walking up his driveway after work, when he saw his son with a big black pirate hat on and swinging a wooden sword. He called to his son and asked what he was doing, His son answered "Im a pirate!
His father smiles and said really? "Where are your Buccaneers?"
His son looks at him like he was an idiot and replied "Under my buckin 'at!"
dcsprouse001 (entry link)
As a child, I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.
infintysquared (entry link)
What do you call a pirate with two eyes, two arms, and two legs? Rookie.
pbthelma (entry link)
A captain of a pirate ship was well liked by his crew & had a reputation for bravery. Every time he approached a ship & prepared for battle he would turn to his first mate and say "fetch me my red shirt." one day the mate asked him why he always askec for his red shirt before a battle. "for the crew" the captain said. "the crew may loose hope if their captain is wounded. This way, if i am wounded in battle, the red shirt will hide the blood & the crew will not loose hope." a few days later as the ship was sailing a sailor called out that 3 warships were approaching. The captain looked out with his telescope then scanned the seas around him & saw 3 more warships coming from the other direction. The first mate asked "shall i fetch your redshirt sir?". "yes," the captain responded. "and my brown pants."
yessikg (entry link)
What be KE$HA's favorite pirate shanty? We RRRRR Who We RRRR!!!