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Talk Like a Pirate Day 2011 game giveaway

Ahoy mateys,

Celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day by scribblin’ ye finest buccaneer-them’d joke in Monday’s Writer’s Block, arrr, Scrawl. Fer them jokes that make me “Yo-ho-ho,” me be givin’ away some o’ me swag: 5 winners will receive t’ entire Tales o’ Monkey Island game courtesy o’ Telltale Games. An’ me also award game codes t’ play t’ first episode to 45 random winners throughout t’ tide.

Fair winds, me buckos!

UPDATE: We've announce the 45 episode one winners here.

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jenny_rae
Sep. 17th, 2011 01:08 am (UTC)
Yarrrr!
erin92486
Sep. 19th, 2011 02:47 pm (UTC)
What's a Pirate's favorite element?
AAARRRRGON!!
diminishedfifth
Sep. 20th, 2011 04:25 am (UTC)
While we're talking science--
What was Bluebeard's favorite rock?

Iron Pyrite.

(Yarr--that be fool's gold!)
Re: While we're talking science-- - alivion - Sep. 26th, 2011 12:55 pm (UTC) - Expand
zeto
Sep. 19th, 2011 03:19 pm (UTC)
What did the pirate say when he crashed his ship into the iceberg?
Shiver me timbers!
kindred_uk
Sep. 19th, 2011 03:34 pm (UTC)
Q: What happened when Redbeard the Pirate fell into the Blue Sea?

A: He got Marooned!
(Anonymous)
Sep. 19th, 2011 03:48 pm (UTC)
Pirate Day!
I saw a pirate walking around with a paper towel on his head so

I asked him, "What's with the paper towel?"

He said, "Yaarrrr I got a Bounty on me head."
sasjhwa
Sep. 19th, 2011 03:50 pm (UTC)
My 6 year old helped me write this one on the way to school today. :D

Knock Knock!
Who be there?
Mister Barton!
Mister Barton who?
Mister! Barton down them hatches! There be a squall a'comin' in!
xnikolateslax
Sep. 19th, 2011 04:22 pm (UTC)
What's a Pirate's favorite fruit?

An Orrrrrrrrrrnge
theropod
Sep. 21st, 2011 03:07 am (UTC)
Or anything that fights scurvy.
jerel
Sep. 19th, 2011 05:38 pm (UTC)
Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated ARRRRRR.
jerel
Sep. 19th, 2011 05:40 pm (UTC)
So this pirate walks into a bar, and he's got a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender says "What's with the steering wheel?"

The pirate says "Yarrr, it's drivin me nuts."
(no subject) - shadows_wolf06 - Sep. 19th, 2011 11:09 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - mon_coeur_pur - Sep. 22nd, 2011 01:45 am (UTC) - Expand
pinknbluestarz
Sep. 19th, 2011 05:50 pm (UTC)
What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They say "YO HO!" and they limp!


LMAO! =P
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just_blush
Sep. 19th, 2011 08:54 pm (UTC)
A little boy knocks on the door. Old man answers.
Little boy:"Trick or Treat!"
Old Man: "And what are you?"
Little boy: "I'm a Birate!"
Old Man: "OHHHH...and where are your buchanneers?"
Little boy: "Under me bucking hat!"
lemau
Sep. 19th, 2011 08:57 pm (UTC)
A pirate's favorite cARRRtoon?

Aye M Weasel and I ARRR Baboon!
slashxyouxup
Sep. 19th, 2011 09:44 pm (UTC)
Why are pirates, pirates?

BECAUSE THEY ARRRRRGH!
irishgirl247
Sep. 19th, 2011 10:14 pm (UTC)
What's the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate?
One's a rumbly tummy and the other's a tumbling rummmy.
irishgirl247
Sep. 19th, 2011 10:21 pm (UTC)
Where does a one-legged pirate go for beakfast?

IHOP
laniiolana
Sep. 20th, 2011 03:28 am (UTC)
I tried to wipe my screen when I saw your icon. Very funny lol.
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